Really, really shy. It was quite difficult for me then to get into performing because I was so nervous. - Karen Gillan

(Source: goodnightclaraxoxo, via angryangxl)

The Plan of Viserys Targaryen as I Understand It
Step 1: Marry sister to a powerful warlord.
Step 2:
Step 3: Become King of Westeros.

totallyfuckingfetch:

Honestly guys stop worrying about the size of your dicks and start worrying about your eating out techniques, just sayin’

(Source: totallyfuckingfetch, via rizekial)

twofingerswhiskey:

thesweetpianowritingdownmylife:

queeraddictedto:

saltwaterandink:

leviswaxedass:

dahniwitchoflight:

leviswaxedass:

disneydamselestelle:

scottylubemeup:

THIS WAS A CHILDRENS MOVIE

A CHILDRENS BIBLE MOVIE

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Amen

FUN FACT: in hebrew, “feet” is a euphemism for genitals.

so if you ever see “washing feet” in the bible, it, uh. yeah.

(source is my old bible class textbook which i don’t have on me anymore :( )

HOLY SHIT WHAT

I MEAN CORRECT ME IF IM WRONG BUT I SWEAR TO GOD I REMEMBER READING A STORY IN THE BIBLE WHERE JESUS CLEANED THE ‘FEET’ OF A LADY PROSTITUTE INFRONT OF HIS TWELVE DISCIPLES WHO GOT SERIOUSLY GROSSED OUT. THEM GETTING REALLY SUPER GROSSED OUT BY THAT NEVER MADE SENSE TO ME UNTIL NOW.

JESUS CHRIST JESUS.

YOU NASTY.

#WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO WHEN JESUS IS THE ONE WHO NEEDS JESUS

THAT HASHTAG I”m—-—

Plot Twist: The Bible is full of blowjobs

jesus cleaning his disciples’ feet

i’ve done some digging and stuff (knowing a lot of bible translation errors and stuff myself) and actually it’s totally right go look at ruth 3 “uncover his feet and he will show you what to do”

(via rizekial)

brolinskeep:

when you look at your otp and

image

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modestmgmtofficial:

identical twins have so much power tbh last year my lab partner steve came in with pierced ears and everyone was like whoa steve when did u get them pierced and he was like i’ve had them for 3 years. i’m not steve. and he just sat down and started taking notes. the next day steve came in and was like did u guys see my brother jake yesterday lmao we switched schools

(via rizekial)

oishiiasfuck:

Remember that time all the Pokemon just ate good-ass looking food in the middle of the forest and got drunk.

(via liamdryden)

luxleytherabbit:

Wow the new assassin’s creed looks really different.

luxleytherabbit:

Wow the new assassin’s creed looks really different.

(Source: dreamberks, via writeaboutmysins-theyregospel)

littlefreeman:

Fact: 17% of all shark attacks are actually hedgehogs pretending to be said sharks.

(via tastefullyoffensive)

littlefreeman:

Fact: 17% of all shark attacks are actually hedgehogs pretending to be said sharks.

(via tastefullyoffensive)